B.I.D.E.N.

H/T Jeffrey Jarvis — Monday, March 14, 2022

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   2. Absurdist Discordian Party of New Mexico — Facebook page / Spreely page / Wimkin page
      
      
   3. Albuquerque Liberty Forum — Facebook page / Spreely page
      
      
   4. "Darth Mike" — Facebook page / Spreely page
      
      
   5. Discordian Absurdist Party of New Mexico — Facebook page / Spreely page
      
      
   6. Egg McMuffin for President — Facebook page
      
      
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   10. The Old Drunken Old Irrvelivents — Facebook page / Spreely page
       
       
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If Joe Biden was a car

H/T The Federalist Papers — Saturday, March 5, 2022 at 6:32 PM MST

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   3. Discordian Absurdist Party of New Mexico — Facebook page / Spreely page
      
      
   4. Egg McMuffin for President — Facebook page
      
      
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   8. The Old Drunken Old Irrvelivents — Facebook page / Spreely page
      
      
   9. The Weekly Sedition — Facebook page / Spreely page / Twitter / Wimkin page / Wordpress
      
      
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Santa Died of COVID (Last September) from Victor Koman, PhD [VIDEO]

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   7. New Mexico Dissent and Expose — Facebook page / Spreely page
      
      
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   9. The Old Drunken Old Irrvelivents — Facebook page / Spreely page
      
      
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Dominion's - Buy 1, Get 10 Free (4 AM Only)

H/T Tom Barnes at Thursday, November 26, 2020 at 12:12 PM

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   5. The Old Drunken Old Irrvelivents — Facebook page / Spreely page
      
      
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Trick or Treat! Happy Ancapowe'en!

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Going Stir Crazy

And here I thought *I* was going stir-crazy from COVID-19.

H/T Jill Linden via Elizabeth Honce

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Vote Dumpster Fire 2016

Can there be any doubt that Dumpster Fire is head-and-shoulders above the other candidates in this election season

Do Hillary Trump and Donald Clinton have any hope of besting Dumpster Fire in any debate? We think not — that's why the Commission won't let Dumpster Fire participate in the upcoming debates.

Wouldn't you like to see Dumpster Fire on the debate stage?

We can say for certain —

• Dumpster Fire will NOT raise your taxes, increase public spending, ban your guns, intrude into your bedroom or regulate your business affairs.
  
  
• Dumpster Fire will NOT send your children, spouses or siblings overseas to fight other peoples' wars or to further the American Empire.
  
  
• Dumpster Fire will NOT attempt to interfere in how Americans better themselves on their own.
  
  
• Dumpster Fire does not seek to make you a criminal simply because of what you smoke, drink, or otherwise intoxicate yourself with.
  
  
• Nor does Dumpster Fire seek to take your property to build a monument or national park, or to hand it off to some big donor for private profit.
  
  
• Dumpster Fire has no desire to bail out financially insolvent corporations who say that they're "too big to fail." Nor will Dumpster Fire seek to subsidize corporations who make donations over their competition, nor to regulate those competitors out of existence.
  
  
• Dumpster Fire will NOT bow to special interests to shut down politically incorrect industries.

Donations are cheerfully accepted from all entities, individual and corporate, behind most strip mall shopping centers in America. Preferred forms are paper, wood, plastic, rubber, styrofoam and flammable liquids. Donated Federal Reserve Notes will be rendered unusable as a result of being donated.

If you want to help the Dumpster Fire campaign, use these tags on Facebook, Twiiter and anywhere else hashtags will work:

#feelthefire #dumpsterfire2016 #votedumpsterfire

Feel free to like and share our Facebook page:

https://facebook.com/Vote.Dumpster.Fire/

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"Riding Shotgun" on YouTube

Mood – amused, bouncey, cheerful

This is the first time I've ever had any sympathy for a roach. In this case, it IS warranted.

Riding Shotgun is a short film about semi-professional assassins Doyle and Abby who embark on a brand new "hit" adventure. What should be a quick job turns into a fight for their lives when Doyle's ill-timed bathroom break flushes their plans for easy money straight down the toilet.

Written and Directed by Michael Davis (Shoot 'Em Up), this film is bursting at the seams with bullets, T&A, and nonstop, double barrel action.

Voices:

• Doyle – Yuri Lowenthal [ Wikipedia / IMDB ]
  
  
• Abby – Jessy Schram [ Wikipedia / IMDB ]

Thanks to Seth Anderson Bailey for the tip-off !

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British Humor is Different

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!

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FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

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FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

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And the WINNER is . . .

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

(Statement of the Century)

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Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker – Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

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Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is . . .
TEACHER: No, Millie . . . . . Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right . . . 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand . . . . .

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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Talk to a bartender

---------- Original Message ----------
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Talk to a bartender
Date: Thu, 1 August 2013 16:39:54
To: Me

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Sun, June 30, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Talk to a bartender

* Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders *

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'

FORGET THE SHRINKS – HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

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Movie Review -- Bitch Slap

Current mood: amused

I finally got around to watching Bitch Slap. To sum up the experience, it was both great and disappointing.

Let's get the bad news out of the way first. How exactly was the flick disappointing? Let me count the ways –

1. If you're looking for plot and character development, Bitch Slap isn't for you.
   
   
2. The gunfighting scenes aren't at all realistic. Neither is the "K-14 Corsair railgun with carbon fiber mounts, Hellfire dampening system and Zion laser scope."
   
   
3. One of the ladies is a secret agent with the special-ops outfit titled "Fleshforce Foxy," her codename / callsign is "Foxy69."
   
   
4. "Foxy69" is operating in alpine territory dressed rather scantily, and is ordered to her next mission by her boss ("Mr. Phoenix") through her Dick Tracy-type wrist-communicator, which displays Phoenix's image as a hologram.
   
   
5. After receiving her new orders, "Foxy69" receives her new outfit for the undercover assignment from a missile which lands five feet next to her, then calls down an avalanche to cover her tracks.
   
   
6. I predicted who the eventual antagonist was from the beginning.(NO, I'm not telling — sit through it and find out for yourself!)
   
   
7. The "grand prize" of their search in the desert is a canister of carbon-attacking nanites, which "Fleshforce Foxy" doesn't want to get into the hands of a "combatant country" or "crazed libertarians."

But then, the viewer should remember that Bitch Slap wasn't intended to be a good movie in terms of realism, plot and characteriztions. What it is intended to be is a turn-your-brain-off flick for guys, and in that regard, it succeeds admirably. There's plenty of cleavage, softcore sex scenes of the lesbian kind, and mindless, black-comedy violence — about 105 minutes worth, in fact.

I mean, the scene where Trixie, Hel and Camero dump all of their drinking water all over each other as they're digging at high noon in the Nevada summer sun isn't very realistic, is it? Just accept it for what it is — hot babes splashing water all over each other's bodies, causing their clothes to get all clingy . . .

In summary, guys, turn your brains off and enjoy.

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FOR FURTHER REFERENCE

1. Bitch Slap the Movie (Official site)
   
   
2. The Wikipedia page

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A New Martial Art Here?

Current mood: giggly, horny

Call it boob-fu, or maybe titjitsu –

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