Notes for Sunday, 25 August 2013

1. Bubonicon
   
   
1. Kinda wanted to go to Bubonicon 45 this weekend, but couldn't bring myself to do it. I just wasn't sufficiently motivated. There were only a couple of panels that sounded even remotely interesting – I'm not going to blow ∅45-50 for one or two panels. Maybe they can make video recordings of them and post those recordings to YouTube?
   
   
2. Bubonicon 46
   
   
   1. Would like to do something like a suite for the Libertarian Futurist Society
      
      
      1. Topics
         
         
         1. What role should politics have in science fiction?
            
            
         2. What role should science fiction have in politics?
            
            
         3. Trends in science fiction, publishing, etc., in regards to libertarian science fiction
            
            
      2. Record any panels for YouTube, etc. Same sort of rules as for monthly ABQ Liberty Forums at Frontier.
         
         
      3. Relevant links –
         
         
         1. Bubonicon
            
            
         2. Libertarian Futurist Society
2. STAIF-2 2014
   
   
   1. Location – to be determined and announced
      
      
   2. Dates – 15-17 April 2014 (?)
      
      
      1. Week of spring break (11-13 March 2014) would be better. During April, most students and faculty are preparing for finals and end of semester.
         
         
   3. Agenda – to be determined and announced
      
      
   4. Price tag –
      
      
      1. Hopefully NOT ∅300-400 a person as in 2012 and 2013
         
         
         1. ∅300-400 per person is OK for people on expense accounts (paid for by others – government, military, corporate, university, etc.) or with spare cash to blow.
            
            
         2. ∅100 per person is more like it when the expected attendees are showing up on their own dime. Especially in this lousy economy – ∅300-400 is a bit much even during good times.
            
            
   5. Website – http://staif2.org
      
      
   6. Create Facebook, Google Plus, Twitter and Youtube accounts for STAIF-2 ?
      
      
   7. Reserve blogs at Wordpress and Blogger / Blogspot – staif2.wordpress.com, staif2.blogspot.com ?
      
      
   8. Co-locate at Bubonicon 46 – use a party suite for presentations?
      
      
      1. Would save on expenses, allowing STAIF to cut admission by a factor of 20
         
         
3. LPNM / LPBC
   
   
   1. Start posting to Twitter, Google Plus accounts

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   1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Wordpress

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How did we ever survive . . . ?

How did we ever survive with such death machines available to the general public through the mail, with the only paperwork involved being the sales slip?

Why were there no rivers of blood and gore flowing through the streets on a daily basis?

Up until 1934, subguns could be purchased without any mandatory paperwork from any level of government – no required background checks, no mandatory fingerprinting or photographs, no ∅200 transfer tax, no requirement that you get your police chief or sheriff to sign off on your purchase.

In fact, the STEN gun advertised in the picture was made AFTER the National Firearms Act of 1934 had been passed and signed into "law" – the STEN was first developed in 1941, as World War II was getting started. You see, the Brits had dumped truckloads of military-pattern rifles and subguns into the North Sea after WWI, rather than let their private citizens have them. The fact that quite a few weapons had to be left behind during the Dunkirk evacuation compounded the matter.

In this case, Cadmus Industries' advert uses the phrases "airdropped to Maquis" and "used in ill-fated Rommel HQ raid."

And after the War, plenty of American soldiers, sailors, airmen and Marines brought weapons home in their duffel bags – not only war prizes such as specimens of the MG 42, FG 42, MG 34, Luger, MP 40, StG 44, Nambu pistol, etc., but they also brought home American and Allied weapons such as BREN guns, M1 rifles, M1 carbines and Browning Automatic rifles. Quite a few of those returning service members didn't bother to fill out any NFA paperwork, and quite properly so – the federal rules requiring such paperwork are quasi-Constitutional at best in the letter of the Constitution, the Declaration and the Bull of Rights. Where the spirit of the Founding Documents is concerned, the NFA-1934 is flat-out ANTI–Constitutional.

Yet there didn't seem to be many if any "active shooter" type of spree killers, of the kinds we saw at Virginia Tech, Fort Hood, Sandy Hook Elementary, Columbine High School, etc. Never mind that all of those locations had been legislatively designated as "gun free zones" since 1990 (thank you, (REPUBLICAN) George H. W. Bush!) where no one but law-enforcement personnel are permitted to carry weapons.

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FOR FURTHER REFERENCE

1. STEN submachine gun – Wikipedia page / Modern Firearms page
   
   
2. MG 42 machine gun – Wikipedia page / Modern Firearms page
   
   
3. FG 42 rifle – Wikipedia page / Modern Firearms page
   
   
4. MG 34 machine gun – Wikipedia page / Modern Firearms page
   
   
5. MP 40 submachine gun – Wikipedia page / Modern Firearms page
   
   
6. Sturmgewehr 44 – Wikipedia page / Modern Firearms page

NOTES

1. Approximate reading level – 15.0
   
   
2. Reposted –
   
   
   1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Facebook / Google Plus / Tumblr / Twitter / Wordpress / Xanga
      
      
   2. LPUSA / LPNM – LPNM Blog / LPBCNM Blog / LPNM Official Facebook page / LPNM Official Facebook group / LPBCNM Official Facebook group / New Mexico Libertarians Facebook group
      
      
   3. The Weekly Sedition – Facebook / Google Plus / Twitter / Wordpress

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I Am "The Antichrist" ?

Here I thought I was a nice guy. Now apparently I'm the "Anti-Christ." See for yourself.

This particular "test" might be a bit on the faulty side – isn't the Anti-Christ supposed to be irresistibly charismatic, thus accruing piles and piles of cash, having plenty of women seeking his attentions, those sorts of things?

I'm waiting.

Your result for The Which Biblical Villain Are You Test . . .

The Antichrist

You scored 60% Pride, 63% Envy, 55% Ambition, and 40% Deceitfulness!

You are the Antichrist, a member of the unholy trinity along with The False Prophet and Satan. In the Bible you are described as the beast with seven heads and ten horns. You have the appearance of a leopard, with the feet of a bear and the mouth of a lion (you figure out the symbolism). You are an ambitious individual who is bent on world domination and it is prophesied that you will achieve this goal. You will eventually set up a mighty empire, the greatest empire that the world has ever seen. This empire will be in opposition to God and God's chosen people (the Jews). Essentially, you will be like a Hitler who actually succeeds, for a time at least. Indeed, you have a lot of other Hitler-like qualities. You are a very prideful person and this probably stems from the fact that you possess real advantages over most other people. You have what it takes to get to the top and the drive to get there. You also possess Hitler's potential for cruelty. You enjoy watching others suffer, especially your enemies. This is because you view life as a competition. May the strong survive and may they stand proudly on top of the bones of their vanquished foes! Finally, you are very direct with your enemies and friends alike. You feel that it's good to make your intents known to other people. Some may argue that Hitler was deceptive, but he really wasn't. If people just read his book, they would have known his ultimate goals and how he felt about the people who stood in opposition to these goals.

Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

Pride Distribution

You scored 60% on Pride, higher than 69% of your peers.

Envy Distribution

You scored 63% on Envy, higher than 80% of your peers.

Ambition Distribution

You scored 55% on Ambition, higher than 53% of your peers.

Deceitfulness Distribution

You scored 40% on Deceitfulness, higher than 25% of your peers.

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NOTES

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   1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Facebook / Google Plus / MeetMe / OKCupid / Tumblr / Twitter / Wordpress / Xanga

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Quote of the Day for Saturday, 24 August 2013

"The highwayman takes solely upon himself the responsibility, danger, and crime of his own act. He does not pretend that he has any rightful claim to your money, or that he intends to use it for your own benefit. He does not pretend to be anything but a robber. He has not acquired impudence enough to profess to be merely a 'protector,' and that he takes men's money against their will, merely to enable him to 'protect' those infatuated travellers, who feel perfectly able to protect themselves, or do not appreciate his peculiar system of protection. He is too sensible a man to make such professions as these. Furthermore, having taken your money, he leaves you, as you wish him to do. He does not persist in following you on the road, against your will; assuming to be your rightful 'sovereign,' on account of the 'protection' he affords you. He does not keep 'protecting' you, by commanding you to bow down and serve him; by requiring you to do this, and forbidding you to do that; by robbing you of more money as often as he finds it for his interest or pleasure to do so; and by branding you as a rebel, a traitor, and an enemy to your country, and shooting you down without mercy, if you dispute his authority, or resist his demands. He is too much of a gentleman to be guilty of such impostures, and insults, and villainies as these. In short, he does not, in addition to robbing you, attempt to make you either his dupe or his slave."

– Lysander Spooner

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FOR FURTHER REFERENCE

1. LysanderSpooner.org
   
   
2. Lysander Spooner Institute

NOTES

1. Approximate reading level – 13.9
   
   
2. Reposted –
   
   
   1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Facebook / Google Plus / Medium / Tumblr / Twitter / Wordpress / Xanga
      
      
   2. LPUSA / LPNM – LPNM Blog / LPBCNM Blog / LPNM Official Facebook page / LPNM Official Facebook group / New Mexico Libertarians Facebook group
      
      
   3. The Weekly Sedition – Facebook / Google Plus / Twitter / Wordpress

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From The Eye -- Berry v. Heh

Today, I received the following from those behind the Eye on Albuquerque blog in response to my piece "Walking with Richard Berry? Nope!" –

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Berry v. Heh
Date: Sat, 17 Aug 2013 07:52:56 -0600
From: The Eye on Albuquerque
To: Mike Blessing

Good Morning Sir,

We are completely disgusted with Berry. Yes, he has an "R" by his name but we all know he is the wolf in sheep clothing. He is more Obama than Nancy Pelosi. Berry is a complete embarrassment to any Republican.

Heh is a true conservative Republican. That is why we decided to support him.

Dinelli is pro-abortion and pro-everything that is against moral values.

Heh is the only choice we see in this race. Heh does not have a big war chest of money like Berry and Dinelli. Heh has to rely on a grassroots type campaign, social media and others getting the word out there...

We will continue to show how corrupt Berry and ALL of his Administration is when we have proof.

Thank you for your email.

Respectfully,
The Eye

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NOTES

1. Approximate reading level – 10.1
   
   
2. Reposted –
   
   
   1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Facebook / Google Plus / Tumblr / Twitter / Wordpress / Xanga
      
      
   2. The Weekly Sedition – Facebook / Google Plus / Twitter / Wordpress

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Walking with Richard Berry? Nope!

-------- Original Message --------
Subject: Walking with Richard Berry? Nope!
Date: Friday, 16 Aug 2013 23:10:23 -0600
From: Mike Blessing
To: my public email archive, The Weekly Sedition @ Yahoo!
CC: Paul Heh for Mayor Campaign, Eye on Albuquerque, Patriot Minute, pat.frisch@cumulus.com
BCC: [43 individuals]

-------- Original Message --------
Date: Friday, 16 Aug 2013 18:57:58 -0400 (EDT)

"Intellectual freedom cannot exist without political freedom; political freedom cannot exist without economic freedom; a free mind and a free market are corollaries." – Ayn Rand

Except when a person draws conclusions that would lead them to courses of action other supporting candidates pushed by the McCleskey Clique. Like staying home, or supporting other candidates who seem to be more supportive of things like free-market economics, individual rights, Constitutionally-limited government and public-sector fiscal restraint.

Then that person is simply told "shut up and do as you're told – what you do want, a Democrat in office?!"

In the online environment, that missive is often misspelled, with many exclamation points added at the end:

"shut up n do as ur told – wat do u want, a Democrat in office!!!!!!"

2. August 17, Saturday. 10:00 A.M. to 12:00 noon. Walk with Mayor Richard Berry. Meet at the _____________ Ranch Community Park, _____ Universe NW – a little north of ________ Blvd NW on Universe. Look for the Berry for Mayor Signs. For a map, access http://mapq.st/xxxxxxx.

First of all, Berry is a Keynesian – he supports big spending public works projects as a way to reward his buddies in the construction industry who donate to his political coffers. I cite the APS West Side Stadium and the proposed 50-mile bike path around the city as examples of his big-spending tendencies. Back in 2011, he pitched these with an op-ed piece in the Albuquerque Journal :

Mayor Urging 'Yes' Vote on Tuesday for Bonds

Here's another bit about a previous version of "ABQ the PLAN" – or perhaps to be resurrected as "ABQ the PLAN II," to be served up to us in 2014 after Berry's re-election?

Sports Complex, Bike Trail, Boardwalk And White-Water Park Would Go to Voters

Yeah, that's what we need – a white-water park. So while We The Private Citizens are directed to limit our water usage, considering that we live in a desert, it's OK for the public sector to throw the stuff around willy-nilly?

Remember the 50-mile bike path around the city? Yeah, that's an absolute necessity.

Mayor Seeks Proposals To Complete 50-Mile Bike Loop

Remember the Paseo Project? Originally, the price tag was 46 million, now it's up to 93 million. I know inflation is getting worse, but this is ridiculous.

City Seeks $46 Million for Paseo, I-25 Project – Thursday, 8 December 2011

Paseo project wins fed approvals – Tuesday, 30 April 2013

Design team is chosen for Paseo/I-25 – Monday, 5 August 2013

See also http://abqjournal.com/search?q=Paseo+I-25+project+93+million

So Berry comes across as Obama with an "R" after his name. But he's got that magic Big R, so he MUST the proper guy to support, correct?

Walking Albuquerque's Westside neighborhoods with the Mayor will be State Senator Sander Rue, State Representatives Tom Anderson, Paul Pacheco and Monica Youngblood, City Councilor Dan Lewis, and Bernalillo County Commissioner Lonnie Talbert.

Paul Pacheco and Monica Youngblood were two of the eight Republicans who chose to kick gun owners around like a soccer ball when they supported HB77 in the last Legislative session.

As with Richard Berry, they deserve to lose their re-election bids.

Better an up-front enemy than a back-stabber professing friendship.

_______________________________________________________________________
Mike Blessing / Phone – 505-249-1248
Creator, Host and Publisher, The Weekly Sedition

Who owns you? Who runs your life? Who should – you or someone else?
Freedom is the answer – what's the question?

"Government is the disease that masquerades as its own cure."
– Robert LeFevre

"If you wanna live long on your own terms
You gotta be willing to crash and burn"
– Motley Crue, "Primal Scream"

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NOTES

1. Approximate reading level – 11.7
   
   
2. Reposted –
   
   
   1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Facebook / Google Plus / Tumblr / Twitter / Wordpress / Xanga / Yahoo!
      
      
   2. The Weekly Sedition – Facebook / Google Plus / Twitter / Wordpress / Yahoo!

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"Riding Shotgun" on YouTube

Mood – amused, bouncey, cheerful

This is the first time I've ever had any sympathy for a roach. In this case, it IS warranted.

Riding Shotgun is a short film about semi-professional assassins Doyle and Abby who embark on a brand new "hit" adventure. What should be a quick job turns into a fight for their lives when Doyle's ill-timed bathroom break flushes their plans for easy money straight down the toilet.

Written and Directed by Michael Davis (Shoot 'Em Up), this film is bursting at the seams with bullets, T&A, and nonstop, double barrel action.

Voices:

• Doyle – Yuri Lowenthal [ Wikipedia / IMDB ]
  
  
• Abby – Jessy Schram [ Wikipedia / IMDB ]

Thanks to Seth Anderson Bailey for the tip-off !

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Andy Nunez (R? -- Hatch)

Subject: Andy Nunez (R? – Hatch)
Date: Wednesday, 07 August 2013 17:49:44
From: Mike Blessing
To: mikespublic @ Yahoo!, The Weekly Sedition @ Yahoo!
BCC: [87 individuals]

Date: Tuesday, 6 August 2013 14:56:30 -0400 (EDT)

-------- Original Message --------

2012 Hero Update -- It sounds like 2012 NMBC HERO Andy Nunez has plans for improving our state and is making an important announcement TODAY [August 6]. Former State Representative and Mayor of Hatch, will hold a press conference at the Secretary of State's office in Santa Fe today, August 6th, 2013 at 10:00 am. According to information out yesterday, Mr. Nunez will officially change his voter registration and then make an announcement about his future endeavors on behalf of this great state.

The NMBC knows Mr. Nunez well, a native New Mexican who has always been dedicated to the well-being of our state. He served as a state representative from 2001 through 2012 and is currently serving as the Mayor of Hatch. We can't wait to see what his plans are!

-------- Original Message Ends --------

Since 2011, Nuñez has been registered as an "Independent" (officially known as "Decline To State" or "DTS" in New Mexico) since dropping out of the Jackass Clique.

Yesterday (Tuesday, 6 August 2013), Nuñez announced that he's now a Republican in order to seek a return to the State House seat he once held as a Democrat and an "Independent." See here for the details –

http://watchdog.org/99493/nm-politician-goes-from-democrat-to-independent-to-republican/

So he's joining the Republicans after the McCleskey Clique of the NMGOP stabbed him in the back in the 2012 elections – from the above article:

Despite consistently voting with Republicans and carrying a controversial bill aimed at repealing the state law granting driver's licenses to undocumented workers, Nuñez saw a political action committee of Republican Gov. Susana Martinez send out mailers against him, Nuñez said.

The question for those who support the ideals of free-market economics, Constitutionally-limited government, individual rights and public-sector fiscal restraint is this:

Now that Nuñez is in the GOP camp, will he bend his knee to accept the leash and yoke from the McCleskey Clique?

Will Nuñez sign off on the Bush / McCain / Romney version of Big Government Keynesianism when McCleskey et al deem doing so to be politically expedient?

Will Nuñez become a rural version of Albuquerque's Richard Berry, stumping for big, expensive projects like the APS West Side stadium and the 50-mile bike path around Albuquerque?

That IS what seems to be necessary to get into the good graces of the GOP party-archs headed up by John Billingsley. As it seemed to be during the reigns of Harvey Yates, Monty Newman, etc., etc.

For example, Susana Martinez has basically signed off on ObamaCare, creating a "state-level health-care exchange" as mandated by Obama's copy-and-paste job from RomneyCare in Massachusetts. It was initially billed as a website where consumers could compare health care plans – sort of a medical version of Priceline.com (or Pricewatch.com) or Travelocity. So why exactly does such a site require a thirteen-member Board of Directors?

And then she supported expanding Medicare, as called for in ObamaCare.

What gives?

Those who put the principles of free-market economics, Constitutionally-limited government, individual rights and public-sector fiscal restraint above any sort of partisan affiliation want to know.

Another question for Billingsley and McCleskey:

Why should we care about your Democrat-wannabe candidates who profess to support the above-mentioned principles during election seasons, then blow off those same principles after getting elected?

I cite both of the Bush Presidents, John McCain, Mitt Romney, Heather Wilson and Rudy Giuliani as examples here.

I prefer an up-front opponent than a back-stabber professing friendship any day of the week.

__________________________________________________________________________________________
Mike Blessing / http://mikewb1971.wordpress.com / Phone – 001-505-249-1248
Creator, Host and Publisher, The Weekly Sedition – http://weeklysedition.wordpress.com

Who owns you? Who runs your life? Who should – you or someone else?
Freedom is the answer – what's the question?

"An elephant: A mouse built to government specifications."
"Anything free is worth what you pay for it."
"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors -- and miss."
"In a mature society, 'civil servant' is semantically equal to 'civil master.'"
"Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark."
"Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed."
– Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love, The Notebooks of Lazarus Long

"Government is the disease that masquerades as its own cure."
– Robert LeFevre

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."
– Samuel Adams, speech at the Philadelphia State House, August 1, 1776.

"If you wanna live long on your own terms
You gotta be willing to crash and burn"
– Motley Crue, "Primal Scream"

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FOR FURTHER REFERENCE

1. Pages about Mr. Nuñez – Ballotpedia / Project Vote Smart / Vote-NM
   
   
2. Search results about Mr. Nuñez – Bing / DuckDuckGo / Google / Yahoo!

NOTES

1. Approximate reading level – 13.4
   
   
2. Reposted –
   
   
   1. Personal blogs and micro-blogs – Facebook / Google Plus / Tumblr / Twitter / Wordpress / Yahoo!
      
      
   2. The Weekly Sedition – Facebook / Google Plus / Twitter / Wordpress / Yahoo!

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British Humor is Different

BRITISH HUMOR IS DIFFERENT

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!

_____________________________________________________________

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

_____________________________________________________________

FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

_____________________________________________________________

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

_____________________________________________________________

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

_____________________________________________________________

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

_____________________________________________________________

And the WINNER is . . .

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

(Statement of the Century)

_____________________________________________________________

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker – Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

_____________________________________________________________

Children Are Quick

TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is . . .
TEACHER: No, Millie . . . . . Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right . . . 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand . . . . .

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

_____________________________________________________________

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

_____________________________________________________________

PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Talk to a bartender

---------- Original Message ----------
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Fwd: Talk to a bartender
Date: Thu, 1 August 2013 16:39:54
To: Me

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Sun, June 30, 2013 at 8:51 AM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Talk to a bartender

* Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders *

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.

'Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!'

FORGET THE SHRINKS – HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

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